Monday 14 June 2010

i don’t know how to teach

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth is my all-time favourite mad scientist. I don’t know in which field he is a professor but since he is teaching at Mars University, it is not even relevant. Professor does not care either in which field he wants the Nobel Prize: “They all pay the same”.

Fry: Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?
Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester: the mathematics of quantum neutrino fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.
Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I’ll be there!
Farnsworth: Please, Fry, I don’t know how to teach. I’m a Professor!

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